FACILITY NO. 01

YOGA SANCTUARY

Ninety minutes inside a marble dome. Please keep even your breathing quiet.

If you cough, two staff in white gloves will walk you out, politely. Most members come back.

FACILITY NO. 02

THE PLUNGE POOL

The water is kept at exactly 23°C. The temperature at which pores close most dramatically.

Angry members are helped into the water first. No one has ever stayed angry in it.

FACILITY NO. 03

SKIN & BODY LAB

Every scent made in the lab is made here. The peach handles the fragrance. We do not tame. We leave only the gloss that was already yours.

Scent is measured every morning. Peaches that fall short are discarded. Where they go, only the staff break room knows.

FACILITY NO. 04

THE GLASS VILLA

If you ask why every wall is glass, we will pass on the builder's answer: "We were told the guests have nothing to hide."

Curtains are available on request. The request stays in your file.

FACILITY NO. 05

THE MERCILESS COURSE

The bunker sand is made from our body scrub.

FACILITY NO. 06

TENNIS COURT

There is a rumor that the court lines are painted with hyaluronic acid. We will not deny it.

Light sweat is the cheapest toner on the island. It is free.

FACILITY NO. 07

MAKEUP ATELIER

The word "cover" is not used here. Hiding skin behind pretense does not serve the island's purpose.

FACILITY NO. 08

THE DINING ROOM

The menu is sorted by collagen content, highest first.

If you order dessert, the waiter goes silent for three seconds. It is not judgment. It is closer to mourning.