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The House of DTG

THE HOUSE OF DTG · PRIVATE ISLAND MEMBERSHIP

The house of
DOOMED TO GLOW

Tired of gentle, well-behaved skincare, we prepared an entire island for you.

MANIFESTO

Everything on this island is lovingly controlled
for one thing: healthy, overwhelming glow.


FACT No. 01

THE SCALE

Larger than Monaco. Smaller than Singapore. Not on any map.

FACT No. 02

THE STAFF

Six staff for every member. How many you see is up to you.

FACT No. 03

THE PEACHES

Forty tons of peaches a year. All pressed — then used for fragrance.

WORD FROM OUR MEMBERS

Raw reviews from House members

Best thirty days of my life.
Member № 042 — currently in year nine of her stay
I've never once thought about leaving.
Member № 017 — published exactly as written
Better than my dermatologist.
Member № 003 — former dermatologist

EXPLORE THE ISLAND

01 — INFRASTRUCTURE

FACILITIES

From the yoga dome to the peach-pressing lab — eight facilities.

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02 — ADMISSION

MEMBERSHIP

Membership is granted only after a famously exacting review.

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03 — THE BOUTIQUE

PRODUCTS

Products from The House of DTG lab may be requested before approval.

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ARRIVAL

We can't tell you where it is.

Coordinates are shared with approved members only. The only way in is our private jet. The return flight is scheduled by us.

Should you ask, "Could I just take a boat nearby?", a short note will be added to your file. It is nothing to worry about.

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