THE CODE
These rules do not exist to tame you into gentleness. They exist to protect unhidden desire — and the glow.
Watching the sunset is free. Posting the sunset is limited to once a day. Watching it for more than five minutes without sunscreen may earn you a lecture.
When you ask "how are you?", be ready for the answer. Our staff will be nearby to make sure you are.
After 11 p.m., every light dims on its own. Skin is made while you sleep. We know when you sleep.
There is no dress code. Makeup, however, stays at the front desk. Here we trust bare-skin gloss over polite cover. You may collect it when you leave. Most members never do.
Jokes about these rules are allowed. Laughter that is not sincere is not.
Please do not ask about Article 5.
They only need to be kept.